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by Jason Goldstein » Thu Dec 10, 2009 6:16 pm

POTTY Jens Lehman was caught short during Stuttgart's Champions League clash with Unirea Urziceni last night.

The former Arsenal keeper nipped behind advertising hoardings to relieve himself DURING his side's 3-1 victory.

But the 40-year-old was almost made to pay for his toilet break when he was forced to scramble back to his goal as the Romanians went on the attack.

Take a look at video of the incident below...

Read more: http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/sp ... z0ZJLelRSJ

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Re: Mad Jens

by littlegemz » Thu Dec 10, 2009 6:28 pm

When you gotta go, you gotta go!

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Re: Mad Jens

by cerbera » Thu Dec 10, 2009 7:44 pm



He would've gotten away with it if not for the camera. That was quick, lmao.

Once Landon Donovan did the same thing in the Azteca while playing Mexico. I think Donovan only did it to piss off the fans though because of the rivalry between the US and Mexico.

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Re: Mad Jens

by damir » Thu Dec 10, 2009 8:03 pm

he should do a 'big' one also
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Re: Mad Jens

by thatgooner » Fri Dec 11, 2009 6:18 am

ha what year was that that Landycakes pissed on the mexicans?

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Re: Mad Jens

by cerbera » Fri Dec 11, 2009 9:33 am

thatgooner wrote:ha what year was that that Landycakes pissed on the mexicans?

It happened back in 2004. It was actually in Estadio Jalisco and not the Azteca. I tried to find the video of it on YouTube but it's been since removed.

The Mexicans got him back good though lol. The next time they played in Mexico (at the Azteca this time) and LandyDandy was taking a corner kick someone threw a bag of piss at him.

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Re: Mad Jens

by thatgooner » Sat Dec 12, 2009 6:42 am

hahaha well that explains the bags of piss....

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Re: Mad Jens

by Curt.B » Sat Dec 12, 2009 11:44 am

There is video footage of a NZ rugby player, Jerry Collins, taking a piss on the field moments before the game started.

He didn't have time so just knelt down and did his business.
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Re: Mad Jens

by cerbera » Sat Dec 12, 2009 4:05 pm

Curt.B wrote:There is video footage of a NZ rugby player, Jerry Collins, taking a piss on the field moments before the game started.

He didn't have time so just knelt down and did his business.

Hahah I YouTubed it. He didn't even turn away from the camera lol. Was this an NRL game or Rugby Union?

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Re: Mad Jens

by Curt.B » Tue Dec 15, 2009 12:08 am

Rugby Union, and international test match for new Zealand

Sorry this is very off topic, but I just had to post this. An amazing video. He is the only rugby player I have every seen where you can watch highlights of him and et goose bumps the way you would watching highlights of Henry, Zidane, Maradona etc.



Its like the idea of momentum just doesn't exist for his, he is a machine.
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